Possible Causes :

• Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
  
• Presbyterian explanation: It’s not God’s will for you to open this link.
  
• Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link’s fulfillment.
  
• Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
  
• Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn’t work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
  
• Buddhist explanation: …………………….
  
• Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
  
• Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
  
• Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
  
• Church counselor’s explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?